You Don't Get $1

I really don't know what to write about this week, even though it's almost over.

My buddy and I have a long running joke that we call "You Don't Get $1" that's about things that a stripper can be/do that would make it hard to get paid.   We're thinking about making it a book much like "You might be a redneck"  because it's pretty much laid out the same way.

Here's a couple samples:

If you smell like the wonderbread factory.... You Don't get $1 If you have more tracks on your arm than the newest Jay-Z album..... You Don't Get $1 If your animal prints don't match... You Don't Get $1 If you have an adam's apple..... you don't get a $ If you have Tazer burns on your neck, you don't get $1 If Billy Mays wouldn’t endorse you, you don't get a $1 We have over 200 of these jokes LOL  We really need to get them published and sell em haha This was a really short blog post, if you have anything you'd like to hear my opinion on or whatever, just leave me a comment :) Thanks for reading!